FINALLY! Someone explains where Martian Manhunter has been AND exposes that he pays people to pretend to be the original Aquaman for him!
REAL JLA members can sit around a table for months, just holding it in.
Aquaman, like his fishy friends, just sweats his waste out. Martian Manhunter, on the other hand, has been peeing in Coke bottles for the last three months.
Okay, what wisenheimer let Bendis write JLA?!
Okay, I could read four issues of League members sitting around a table in a cave talking to each other if it's these two. And you're writing.
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