Transcript from the Justice League files:
[Trouble Alert sounds, transcription begins automatically.]
Batman: Batman here. What seems to be the... [picture clears, pause, audible sighing] Oh. It's you.Aquaman [on screen, trapped in commercial crab fishing pot]: Double damn it. I was hoping Wonder Woman would pick up.
Batman: You know she has her pottery class this afternoon. So, what happened? Legion of Doom convince you that a magic ruby made of genies was in there?
Aquaman: Shut up. That only happened once.
Batman: Well, you better have a good reason to be on this line - somebody might need me and Black Vulcan to rescue them from an elephant, or something.
Aquaman: Okay, so I'm swimming, right? And I figure I'll talk to some crabs. Because, like, I can? So I'm all "what's happening?" and they're like "your highness! Your highness! Look at this thing we found!"
Batman: Crabs call you "your highness"? You're bat-jiving me.
Aquaman: You can bat-blow me - I'm king of the damn ocean. At least crabs show me some respect.
Batman: My bat-syphilis calls me 'Bruce.'
Aquaman: Anyway, the crabs, they were, like, freaking out about this thing they found, so I figured, what the Hell, there's no crime down here, I'll go check it out. Next thing I know, I'm in a big cage with some chopped-up cod bits.
Batman: You know, up until you called, I thought the Trouble Alert call I'd ignore the hardest was the kid who wanted me to help him get the straw into his pouch of Capri Sun without jabbing a hole through the back.
Aquaman: Come on! You might need me later! What if Black Manta steals Mount Rushmore, or something? Only I can stop his insidious undersea iniquities!
Batman: [singing] La la la, I can't hear you.