Transcript from the Justice League files:
[Trouble Alert sounds, transcription begins automatically.]
Flash: Hi, thanks for calling the Justice League. Your call may be monitored for quality control purposes. My name is The Flash, how can I make your emergency less life-threatening?
Aquaman: Sweet, I knew Batman wasn't on duty this afternoon.
Flash: Oh, hey, Aquaman. What're you trapped in today?
Aquaman: Well, see, funny story, there. Some krill told me that this whale was being all people-eaty, so I figured I'd investigate. Turns out he's, like, some kind of monster whale, and he... well...
Flash: Our connection sucks right now - I'm not getting any picture. Why don't you just cut to the chase and tell me where you're tied up and I'll run down there?
Aquaman: Yeah, see, I'm inside the whale.
Flash: He ate you?
Aquaman: Well, yeah. I put up a Hell of a fight, though. You should've seen it - I had this octopus holding sawfish like swords and stabbing at him, but this whale, man, Jesus, I'm telling you, nothing was stopping him.
Flash: You're, like, literally the only person I know who could've just asked the whale to not eat you.
Aquaman: Dude, I know, but maybe he's got a different king? Maybe he worships Satan? All I know is that me going "hey, don't eat me" turned into "orange shirts are delicious, chow down," and here I freaking am.Flash: Oh, wow, there's some serious stuff inside that whale.
Aquaman: Tell me about it. Lucky thing he ate a Trouble Alert phone, or I'd be digested for sure.
Flash: What's that noise?
Aquaman: What, the accordion? Yeah, there's an old guy and a living puppet dancing around on a shipwreck back there. This place sucks beyond all reckoning, you don't even understand.
Flash: I was a living puppet once. Sad when the day you get turned into a marionette isn't even close to being the weirdest day of your life.
Aquaman: Tell me about it.
Flash: Hey, Superman, get a load of this.
Aquaman: Here it comes.
Superman: Hah hah, did Aquaman get eaten by a giant whale? That's like if Batman hit himself in the face with a batarang, or something.