Day One: Wherein I recount the origins of the Defenders, as I am a wordy son of a bitch.
Day Two: Silver Surfer throws a volcano at Scarlet Witch and nearly saves us all from Disassembled.
Day Three: Hawkeye teaches us a valuable lesson about magnets - they do whatever the Hell a story needs them to.
Day Four: Dr Strange horrifically outclasses all comers while spooking livestock.
Day Five: Swordsman crosses the wrong creepy possible ex-Nazi.
Day Six: Sunfire sucks almost as much as the car he shares his name with.
Day Seven: Hulk and Thor slow dance, Los Angeles stands idly by, hoping the next dance - is their's.
Day Eight: The two-fisted conclusion.