I have no idea what in the Hell these things are, but I've got to say that I've never wanted anything as badly as I want a toy of an infant Doctor Octopus.
Now, since that was almost painfully cute, I feel I need to tip the scales back over to manly:Jonah Hex. Shirtless. Fighting a bear. On a cliff. While an arrow is aimed at him. That? Is true grit.