Me: How the Hell does Clark Kent wear a cape underneath his street clothes? He should look like a hunchback.
Megan: He's got superpowers he can look like anything he wants to.
Me: That's actually not far off what they used to give as a reason for why people didn't see through his shitty disguise.
Megan: I have that too.
Megan: You just don't know because you're under super hypnosis...
Me: Aw, Hell.
And now I'm thinking "what if she's not lying?"